Name:Ryan Country:United States State:Illinois Birthday:5/26/1986 Gender:Male
Interests:I like the saxophone. So, therefore, I play the saxophone. I also attempt to plunk away at the piano, and it makes my brain feel like a ball of spikes. ehhhhhhhhhhh...... Expertise:I play saxophone:) Occupation:Education/training Industry:Art
It is finally over. The scholarship audition is over. I
think I played very well. It could have gone better, but it could
have gone much worse. So i was happy. A few blips on my
memorized piece but other than that, I think I played very well.
Oh, so I got interviewed too, and they asked me how I liked
college. I told them there are alot of political viewpoints that
get thrown around, and I told them about English Comp and how my
teacher was pro-choice and I was pro-life and we clashed in one of my
papers. I told the comittee that I refused to rewrite it for
pro-choice, and they commended my fortitude and how I stuck to my
principles even though it could jeopardize my grade. So it was
great cause every member of the board was pro-life and
republican. I was like, wow, I didn't even know there were enough
of you in Illinois to fill a room. But yeah, my interview went
well. More people competed this year, but I still think I have a
good shot at the fuill $1000. Well, peace out you all.
Welcome to Ryan Grill's ANTI-LIBERAL RANT. Today's topic:
Trans-genders and bathrooms. Should they have their own?
When I heard about this some week or so ago, I was quite perplexed at
the idea that 'trans-gender' people need to have their own seperate
bathrooms. Now, there is a level in which there can be little if
any tolerance. I believe this is one step too far. Trans
genders believe that it istheir body and they feel God intended them to
be the opposite sex. Kinda funny because there is no way to
change your sex in terms of genetics, however there is an expensive
procedure to mutilate one's penis or graft a fleshy construct onto
one's vagina. That is how I see it. A trans gender male
(this will be a man trying to be a woman) is a man with a mutilated
penis. Why should he(yes I said he) have to use a seperate
bathroom? Its one thing to dilude trans gender people into
thinking they are a member of the opposite sex by giving them a fancy
operation, but when we have to increase taxes and waste public funds to
pay for restrooms which may even in the long-run alienate trans-gender
folk all-together (Let us not forget the Civil Rights
movement......seperate but equal). Basically my point is
this: There are two bathrooms, a men's room and a women's
room. There are two sexes: Male and Female. To determine
which bathroom you use, simply look between your legs. To quote
one of the greatest film's, staring the governor of Califorina,
Kindergarten Cop "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."
Even a kindergarten student can make sense of this simple
concept. All I am saying is that by building trans-gender
bathrooms, we are not only wasting alot of money, but we are basically
keeping trans-gender people alientated. With something to think
about, this has been Ryan's anti-liberal ideal rant. Please feel
free to comment about this and tell me what your thoughts are on
this.
sooooooooooo.... Ryan has this theory(I'm Ryan btw, talking in the 3rd
person. I do that from time to time). The theory is
this: God has this whole array of buttons up in heaven that have
various functions. For instance: "Call comet" "Meteor
impact" "Plague" "Supernova" "Flood of biblical proportions" etc.
Well, I just came to the conclusion that there is another button, the
"Shit on Ryan Grill button." This button, when pushed creates a
phantasmal anus above my head, that rains down feces. Anywho,
allow me to explain. I own (well owned) a waterbed. It is
rather old, maybe 9 or 10 years. Well, just last week, the base
came apart and my father and I had to drain the bed, take the remainder
of the base and bed completely apart, and then reassemble it.
That took a good.....7 hours. Well, just this past night, I awoke
to find myself partially submerged in water, and I was all like
(This is the wtf? look). So, I stagger out of bed dripping, and I
go to my dad's room and say "Dad, I wet the bed." Yes, I did
realize that my bed had sprung a leak, but what the hell, might
as well try to find some sort of comic relief in the situation, am I
right? No, I'm not .
But yeah, so now, since we cant afford a new bed as of now, and I sure
as hell am not getting a new mattress just so God can pop that one (I
swear, God really likes that button), I am
sleeping on the couch till I go back to college.
Hurray!!!!!! Doesn't summer rock? Oh, and on top of that,
the water started leaking through the front hallway light fixture after
seeping through the ground. So, how was your day?
(This is the wtf? look). So, I stagger out of bed dripping, and I
go to my dad's room and say "Dad, I wet the bed." Yes, I did
realize that my bed had sprung a leak, but what the hell, might
as well try to find some sort of comic relief in the situation, am I
right? No, I'm not 
.
But yeah, so now, since we cant afford a new bed as of now, and I sure
as hell am not getting a new mattress just so God can pop that one (I
swear, God really likes that button
), I am
sleeping on the couch till I go back to college.
Hurray!!!!!! Doesn't summer rock? Oh, and on top of that,
the water started leaking through the front hallway light fixture after
seeping through the ground. So, how was your day? 